Note: I wrote this yesterday (Wednesday) on the plane to DC…Tumblr decided to just post it 24 hours later.
After 4 hours of restless sleep, I’m up at 3:30AM to catch a flight to DC. There is something specifically about about going to DC for work that always makes me feel like a dirt bag. I’m not a suit kinda guy (I can don one when need be…just not when I am expected/should).
Country bumpkin in the big bureaucratic city. That’s me for 2 1/2 days.
I mean…I suck at a lot of things. But after looking for my social security card for the last 2 hours (which I finally found) so that I can get my driver’s license renewed (which expired on my birthday), I came to the conclusion (again) that I really suck at the whole keeping important/legal shit in in order. I think I missed that day in school…or I was just never born with the gene. Some people are ninja masters at filing stuff. I’m a piler, which works in Gmial (thank baby jesus for email search), but not in the physical world.
So…at home I am a bit of a dictator when it comes to lifting and closing the toilet lids (one or both depending on one’s business), but particularly closing them both when done. However, when I’m in a co-ed public restroom - like the one in the coffee shop I’m working in this morning - I leave the seat(s) up after I’m done peeing because most guys never put them up before spraying all over them.
I wonder though, is this the proper co-ed public restrooms protocol? Thoughts?