Eating Bananas

  • Finn in the back seat eating dessert on the way to swim practice.
  • Me: Sounds like you are eating bananas...lots of smacking going on back there.
  • Finn: Hmph
  • Me: Hey did i ever tell you the story about me teasing Aunt C for making "eating banana" sounds?
  • Finn: No
  • Me: When we were teens, we lived in a place with super thin walls. Aunt C had been dating this guy for a long time that we are still good friends with. I could always hear them kissing and making out. One day I yelled through the walls "Hey..are you guys eating bananas? You seem to have a lot of them. Can I have some bananas?" Then Aunt C yelled back, "Shut Up!"
  • Finn: Kissing sounds like eating bananas?
  • Me: They can get pretty slobbery
  • Finn: Ew...but that's funny...eating bananas...hehe.
  • Me: Yeah...I was an annoying little brother.
  • Finn: I know why I don't like bananas now.