Me (From the bathroom): OOOOOUUUCH!
Finn (from the other room running over): What!? What happened?
Me (sheepishly): Well...you know how you are making me more and more grey everyday?
Finn (eye balls sloshing back in his head): Whateves...yeah?
Me: Well the grey hairs sprouting all over my body are long and wiry. I had a big gross one coming out of one of my eye brows, So I plucked it. And...well...it hurt.
Finn (thinking - Really...you are straight?): Let me see!
Me: I plucked it already...but check out that crazy patch on my upper back (leans back).
Finn (pulling one of them): Whoa...look at this one...it's over two inches long!
Me: I told you. Getting old is not pretty man.
Finn: You're still pretty dad.
Me: Ice Cream for dinner!!!