Cows just wanna have fun. And you thought you were starting the long weekend early.
Love this Colbert quote (paraphrasing a bit):
When you laugh…you are not afraid. [Fear] just goes away when you laugh. It’s physiological.
This is really the reason why I skate…”I say no to unplanned pregnancy.”
Oh…wait…
As much as I try to avoid xmas altogether, Easter is just creepy enough to make it interesting and fun. Come on… a dude rising from the dead… it’s a perfectly packaged holiday for our new found cultural obsession with the zombie apocalypse.
These pictures…are… A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!
It’s almost time for another holiday, and in MY book, that means another opportunity to exploit not-so-hoppily-ever-after Easter photos. Enjoy! Click pics for captions.
Text chat with my sister while she is visiting our mom
- Me: How goes the visit with mom?
- Her: It goes well. We are going to the Chicken Show today. :-)
- Me: What is it with girls and cocks? Sheesh!
- Her: We are always looking for a good one.
- Me: And then always finding a bunch of cocks competing against one another for your attention
- Her: Love a good cock fight!
- Me: They really should sell sex toys at those things...that would be funnnnnyyyyyy!
- Her: Yeah... I will place that idea in the suggestion box at fairgrounds
- Gotta love growing up in a rural place. Farm/sex jokes just never get old.
Giggling and crying all at once.
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"Going through this sausage grinder, I know what this sausage grinder is all about. I know that he’s going through this sausage grinder because he cares about the future of the United States of America,…We all do."
— Herman Cain on his endorsement of Gingrich. Yes…he refers to people’s reactions to their infidelities as the “sausage grinder.” I was just saying how I missed the GOP craziness of Cain and Bachman. Thank you Herman…thank you for bringing some bat shit crazy back to the show.
This seriously just came up on one of my Pandora stations. At first I was annoyed by yet another stupid “love my lady long time” pop song. Then I started listening to the lyrics.
How did I miss this one?
